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Citizens Electoral Council of Australia

Media Release  24th of August 2010

Craig Isherwood‚ National Secretary
PO Box 376‚ COBURG‚ VIC 3058
Phone: 03 9354 0544 Fax: 03 9354 0166
Email: cec@cecaust.com.au
Website: http://cec.cecaust.com.au
 

NATIONAL COMPETITION

$500 award* for best Dick Smith bumper sticker

*That’s $500 in hand, unlike Dick Smith’s airy-fairy million-dollar promise (see Singo).

Today the CEC has topped Dick Smith’s $1 million Wankerforce award for the best plan to eradicate Australians, with a far better and infinitely more generous $500 award to the Aussie of any age who comes up with the best bumper sticker message telling Dick where to go.

Conditions

  • The competition begins today, and runs until 15th September 2010.
  • A 3-person CEC panel will judge the entrants received by that time, and the winner will be announced and awarded their $500 prize by 22nd September 2010.
  • On top of the financial prize, the winning entry will be produced as a bumper sticker, and 5,000 copies will be freely distributed nationwide.

Qualifications

  • This competition is only open to Australian residents (excluding CEC staff members).
  • The winning entry will be the best/wittiest/cleverest bumper sticker message that opposes/ridicules/condemns etc. Dick Smith’s macabre mission to depopulate Australia.

Dick Smith made it clear what he thinks of Australians when he launched his Wankerforce Award last week with shameless props calculated for lowest common denominator appeal.

Click here for an artist’s rendition of his press conference.

Click here if you don’t believe it.

If you don’t intend to be lured by his sirens’ silhouettes to your own doom, get creative and enter the competition.

Entries will be posted as they are submitted on the CEC’s website at /main.asp?sub=articles&id=population.html.

Here are some early entries:

  • Dick Smith—one Australian too many!
  • Dick Smith: “Bye, Australian!”
  • Limp Dick Smith—a small man hates a big Australia.
  • Limp Dick Smith: He’s against growth.
  • Dick Smith Eugenics: time to unplug him!

Send entries to bumperdicker@cecaust.com.au

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